Confession: I have a "least favorite children's book of all-time." I know many of you love this book, and I am sorry to admit to you that I do not. However, because I find it humorous at 8:00 on a Wednesday evening, I am going to take a stylistic journey with Mr. Mouse. Here we go...
If you give a Kelli a McDonald's ice cream cone, she's going to want some french fries.
If you give a Kelli some french fries, she's going to want some orange Hi-C.
If you give a Kelli some orange Hi-C, she's going to want some peanut butter.
If you give a Kelli some peanut butter, she's going to want some crackers.
If you give a Kelli some crackers, she's going to want some cheese.
If you give a Kelli some cheese, she's going to want some milk.
If you give a Kelli some milk, she's going to want a McDonald's ice cream cone.
So there you have it. Just so you know, this particular chain of events didn't actually HAPPEN, but if I were to ever allow consumption of food in this proportion, it would most likely look very similar.
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Are you serious?? We hate that book too!!! Trace has like 3 of them, and we just dread when he wants to read them. I still can't pinpoint exactly what it is about those books that I don't like, but I just don't like them. Period. I thought we were strange, but am glad you don't either. Maybe you can explain to me what it is that makes these books so pointless? :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Yes, I too dread that book. I really dislike it and I can't pinpoint the reason either. It seems whiney to me! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI thought of this today when Mia decided she needed to take a book in the car for her trip to the grocery store with Daddy. Guess which one she chose? Yep. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.
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